As you well know Edloe was recently devastated by a sneak attack. Crap Mariner seemed to think it was the Martians fault, albeit an accident. Well, pffftt, right. There are no accidents where the Martians are involved! I recently acquired footage from security cameras on the Clocktower and spotted the tell tale sign of a sneak attack!

What is this coming out of the sun!
OMG! incoming!

A Harpoon Missile! How dastardly!
A Martian incoming Harpoon Missile

There you go! Proof of how sinister those Martians are!

Beware! Beware!

GoSpeed

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